Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe