Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.