What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!