What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!