What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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Tea, Rex?"

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Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!