Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!