Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!