Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !