Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!