Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede