Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.