Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !