Boot Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.