These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
You don't
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)
Oops. Wrong subreddit!
Incognitoad.
A Dell.
This won't hurt a byte
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
In case he got a hole in one
When food tastes so good.
Starving.
Sir!
Head.
