These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
He's still there.
He was too far out.
A solmate
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Chapped lips
Philippe Philoppe.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Electricity.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Under the soap.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
