These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
Hey dude, you're outta sight!
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
I just need some bread
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
Because he's always Walken
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Fire in the hole!
He leaves a dark mark
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Two testicles.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
