These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
Because they've got the same color trunks.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
So blind people can hate them, too.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"
They both make black men run faster.
A Walken humidor.
Sketchers
Sneakers
In the Walken closet.
supplies!!!!!!!!!!
They both jump to concussion
