These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
A bench can support a family.
WD-4D
Caesars.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.
Marblehead
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
In the ICU.
cause nobody would be looking for them.
He held up a pair of pants!
Peter Pants I just made it up
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)