These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
In the Walken closet.
A screensaver.
Computer
He used conditioner on them.
A smoothbore.
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
Put his food stamps in his work boots
Doctor
He had no prior convictions.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Mello Yellow
Two cannibals giving each other head
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
So they know where to stop shaving.
