These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Put his food stamps in his work boots
Shoe.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
My iPhone 6.
So the can smell like big girls!
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
Precedent.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!"
He wanted to see stars during the day.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Shot a black man.
