What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !