What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.