What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"