What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.