A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different