A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different