A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different