A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.