How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."