How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!