How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!