How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!