How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."