How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.