Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!