Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.