Haunt Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Escargot stolen.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse