What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.