Red Sea Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)