How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month