How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.