How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month