How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.