How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.