What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.