What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra