What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.