What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me