What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.