What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him