What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.