How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.