How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.