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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They couldn't function together.
The function of u to the n
Bro, do you even function?
A Greek Bank.
Because they don't have a function
They have no function.
A functioning alcoholic.
They stop calling each other.
A spock plug.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
A good time )
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
When the leash goes slack.
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
Neighbor.
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
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Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
The Sithsonian.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
cos' sin tans
Cos sin tan (Because suntan)
