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They couldn't function together.
The function of u to the n
Bro, do you even function?
A Greek Bank.
Because they don't have a function
They have no function.
A functioning alcoholic.
They stop calling each other.
A spock plug.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
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They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
How much do you whey bro
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
They both have problems finding x.
Just one if it's Professor X.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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He would've found it hard to digest.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
Because they're inbred too.
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.