Function Jokes

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K