What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?