What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.