What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.