Bro, do you even function?
A functioning alcoholic.
Lucky
You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Derive, derive, derive!
He gets stumped.