Calculus Teacher Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.