Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.