Do you even Lyft, bro?
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
None cuz it's already lit af
Buds before suds, bro.
Statue bro?
Bro, mine
Bro, do you even function?
Do you even, bro?
NOICE!!!!
Dont leave me hangin' bro
Statue bro?"
None. They prefer Natural Light.
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Bro, do you even shift?"
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Don't taste me, bro !
he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "
Gainzville.
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Because the fine bros would sue.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
How much do you whey bro
He couldn't pay for Baal
Not even bro.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
Don't glaze me, bro
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Do you even Lyft
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Calculator!
Because they couldn't get 7up
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
To catch her false teeth.
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
A virgin
A speech impediment.
It's Italian for "suppository".
Nurse.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!