Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade