Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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4: A ninja.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.