Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade