Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

2 Year Old Jokes More 2 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade