How do you get alot of people to check out your post?

Tag it NSFW and repost it.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Alot Jokes More Alot Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.