What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son