What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...