What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.