What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son