What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss