What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!