What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.