What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.