What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Previous Random Joke Next

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane