A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Parkincense.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.
Looking for Jobs.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
The water washes away her tears
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
With their aye-phones.
