Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.