Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.