Zipper Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

What do you call an Irish thief?

Nick McGuinness.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper