What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper