What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju