Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call a masculine Arab?

Protein Sheikh

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper