Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper