Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?

A milk sheik.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.