Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.