Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.