Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.