Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

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What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

What would make Batman really salty?

Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.