Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.