Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.