Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why do we need to die?

chickens

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.