Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.