Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.