Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.