What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.