What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !