What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.