What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ?

Buddyfingers !

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"