Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!