Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)