Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

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Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack