Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.