Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.