Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...