What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.