What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan