What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D