What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.