What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise