What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.