What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.