What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...