Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.