Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.