How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.