How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.