How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"