How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless