Halo Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

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Why do stoners love English?

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Wing it.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Baghdad!

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Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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You switch sides at half time.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.