Halo Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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A merry Christmas to ewe

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He didn't understand Flossophy!

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It was taped.

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Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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DLC.

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Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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PokeMom

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers