A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
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Coffee Mug
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
Halo."
They say Halo.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
Because it's lit
Wing it.
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Mourning, everybody!
Cello!
Baghdad!
Well, mostly to forget.....
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
Brushing your teeth
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
You switch sides at half time.
A: Pittsburg Steelers
Because the fine bros would sue.