What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!