How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key