Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent