Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Previous Random Joke Next

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What is the plural of manatee?

Menatee

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Bad Pun Jokes More Bad Pun Jokes

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.