Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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Wai Tu Yung

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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A groan man.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.