Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
Because it was irr-elephant
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
Just China be funny.
Cha-chink!
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
The eyes, cause they di-late.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.
Riots.
A groan man.
