What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it