What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it