I don't care et al."
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
Oxidants happen,
May the force be with you"