What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.