What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"