Why did Einstein refuse to help people ...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.