Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.