Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.