Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.