Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know