Because the sky is
Water me lawn
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
The coming of the Lord.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know