Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.