Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Kool Jokes More Kool Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids