What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.