What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."