What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.