Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.