Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.