Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar